a newsletter for our data hyperfixations
Jul 13, 2026
"I went to Disney World and all I got was this horrific injury" -a t-shirt I wouldn't be allowed to wear in the park
How long it takes for the police to investigate crime, and the district attorneys to prosecute the offenders, in an average Law & Order episode.
When new trees begin to move in.
What this newsletter is, who we are, and why we named it that.